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    Quote Originally Posted by Hover Ho' View Post
    What time will the reception be required? I have a meeting at 9:00 which should last about an hour, but I can lurk around in my long overcoat until I am needed
    and WHERE?????
    I need to set up the hiden cameras...
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    PING HH !!!!! and 2XPlolar !!!!! and 2XPolar !!!!!
    Wellesley will be passed on to 2XPolar on Wednesday (7 April). I just assumed that the 2X will be flying up on the next day (Thursday), but this may not be so . You two (or is that three?) must sort this out among yourselves.
    Oh reason not the need - just ride
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dgener8 View Post
    and WHERE?????
    I need to set up the hiden cameras...
    Hhhhmmm, now there's an idea. CC, we need your itenararirary so that we can organise the media for the handover.
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    We have him in our clutches at last . Must admit to being horrified. This furry beast is supposedly a TB mascot, YET I had to take him over as if he was a Hardly Dangerous lifestyle ad:

    1. No lid
    2. No gloves
    3. No jacket
    4. No boots
    5. No pants

    and NO, bear fur is NOT skid resistant. Little bugger tried to backchat so I put him on teh PPE (soon to be Mercury) and gave him a taste of what a body bag would feel like.


    The smug little beast changed his tune after 80 km in that position I tell you. Finally got back to the office and he installed himself on the shelf above my desk with a coffee and a bummed pack of smokes. (He'd left his behind with CC who taught him this vile habit, along with drinking beer, but more on that later). Another concern is that this is supposed to be a Biker Bear, not a Latte drinking, pink leather wearing poser. I mean, just check it out, the little poofter chose a pink mug.



    Anyway, you can all leave him in my safe hands and between Midnight Special and I we will get the boy through rehab.
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    Hope they deliver the latex bear chaps soon boet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Special View Post
    Hope they deliver the latex bear chaps soon boet
    Hey boet, any idea where I can get one of those face mask things with the solid rubber ball in??

    PS, stilll on for the fishing trip??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2xPolar View Post
    We have him in our clutches at last . Must admit to being horrified. This furry beast is supposedly a TB mascot, YET I had to take him over as if he was a Hardly Dangerous lifestyle ad:

    1. No lid
    2. No gloves
    3. No jacket
    4. No boots
    5. No pants

    and NO, bear fur is NOT skid resistant. Little bugger tried to backchat so I put him on teh PPE (soon to be Mercury) and gave him a taste of what a body bag would feel like.
    Can we get Wellesley a Think Bike custom bib or something made? Afterall, he needs to be displaying the campaign Name proudly seeing as that flag/poll won't always be able to travel with him.
    Better biking begins with me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by 2xPolar View Post
    Hey boet, any idea where I can get one of those face mask things with the solid rubber ball in??

    PS, stilll on for the fishing trip??
    Gymp mask sorted:wink:
    Fishing trip on whenever the wind stops freeking blowing here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Special View Post
    Gymp mask sorted:wink:
    Fishing trip on whenever the wind stops freeking blowing here
    Sweet, PM on its way

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    PING all the (sane) followers of Wellesley's Wanderings.
    Arrange your browser to see posts #28 and #29 together on one page and study the Avatars of the posters. If this is anything to go by, the poor fella is about to have the ride (or is that "slide" ) of his life !
    Oh reason not the need - just ride
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    PING all the (sane) followers of Wellesley's Wanderings.
    Arrange your browser to see posts #28 and #29 together on one page and study the Avatars of the posters. If this is anything to go by, the poor fella is about to have the ride (or is that "slide" ) of his life !



    CC Thanks for pointing it out. Now that I have an graphical demonstration I fear to think what Wellesley will look like when he meets the Hovering Ho' in Big Smoke Tomorrow
    Better biking begins with me!


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    And I'm STILL waiting in an....




    ti.....





    ci....



    PAYshun for the itinebigword.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hover Ho' View Post
    And I'm STILL waiting in an....

    ti.....

    ci....

    PAYshun for the itinebigword.

    Fookin Capies what can't organise a groeps woeps in a house of ill repute :roll:
    You won't get the big word thingy from me. 2X has decided to delay his transfer till heaven knows when . Time will tell.......
    Oh reason not the need - just ride
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hover Ho' View Post
    And I'm STILL waiting in an....




    ti.....





    ci....



    PAYshun for the itinebigword.


    Fookin Capies what can't organise a groeps woeps in a house of ill repute :roll:
    Yes O FrankenFurter (albeit it in a much nicer and better gender shape
    Fookin MugMe's what can't organise a single grope in a room full of ladies of negotiable virtue :roll:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2xPolar View Post
    Another concern is that this is supposed to be a Biker Bear, not a Latte drinking, pink leather wearing poser. I mean, just check it out, the little poofter chose a pink mug.
    I had nothing to with his becoming a latté liberal.

    I taught him to drink (and make) frothy cappuccinos..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    You won't get the big word thingy from me. 2X has decided to delay his transfer till heaven knows when . Time will tell.......
    we was not consulted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Bear View Post
    I had nothing to with his becoming a latté liberal.

    I taught him to drink (and make) frothy cappuccinos..
    Ah well, it seems that some of that has at least worn off during his time in CT. As promised, here is more documented, unaltered , photographic evidence of Wes's new habits. Names of those actually involved have been withheld to protect their identity.



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    A hernia doesn't begin to cover it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Bear View Post
    A hernia doesn't begin to cover it.
    Ditto!!!!!!!!

    It is better to burn out than fade away!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brown Bear View Post
    A hernia doesn't begin to cover it.
    See, I do try and be nice sometimes

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