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    One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
    "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.

    "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so

    I bought it with my share of the winnings."

    A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.

    Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.

    She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I

    bought it with my share of the winnings."

    Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari,


    You guessed it:

    Her share of the lotto winnings..

    That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath

    while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that

    there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.

    "What's this?" she asks her husband.



    "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do
    we??"

    Those who do evil to others - you will come to know me well. The Punisher.

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