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Thread: Top Ten Laws of Motorcycling

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    Default Top Ten Laws of Motorcycling

    1. A motorcycle will not fall over without a crowd present.

    2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and the owners ego.

    3. Moving motorcycles are to juicy bugs what U.S. Navy carriers once were to kamikaze pilots.

    4. You will not feel a need to go to the restroom until after you have put on your rain suit.

    5. The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put your gloves on.

    6. Quick fixes are named for how long they stay fixed.

    7. The only part you really need will also be the only one on permanent backorder.

    8. Nothing is harder to start than a used motorcycle being shown to a prospective buyer.

    9. You will never have a flat tire on the road unless you leave the flat repair kit a home.

    10. Universal kit accessories are so named because without modification they fit no bike in the universe.

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    Excellent!

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    4, 5, & 7 are irrefutable laws of the universe!
    I was also a strong lad once, long ago........when 2 strokes ruled the world & Texan Plain meant something...........

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    Hahahahaha classic!

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    Very good, and so true!

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    Excellent
    Lifes like a FOODFIGHT you Never know what's gonna hit you NEXT

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    So true!!!

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    ‎The problem with a UDP joke is you're not sure if anybody got it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grysie View Post
    5. The fact that your keys are in your pants pocket will only become apparent after you have put your gloves on.
    I hate this one

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    beautiful, so true

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    Life's like that.

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    sad but true
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliffrazor View Post
    I hate this one
    Even worse when keys are in pants pocket UNDER EasyOver!

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    and of course -
    11) the phone will only ring when helmet and gloves have been correctly donned

    my wife has habit of not answering her phone, and then calling back a few minutes later. every time a coconut!
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    That is brilliant!!! Very true, well done.

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    Excellent!!

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