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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendon View Post
    That is strange...

    It is for sure that you don't ride your bike as if you "have a pair" ... - Sissie...
    WTF? I missed you completely on that one!

    As for the pirate one, Well done silverdancer. She was not referring to body build, she was referring to the eyes...
    I love the RUMBLING EARTHSHATTERING sound of my V-TWIN!!!!!

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    Ima cheering up a bit, I am reading the latest darwin awards, very very funny

    No words of wisdom, no thought of the day, no nothing.

    Got petrol (in jerry cans) will travel, but not to far.

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    Default Wat is n knormoer

    Knormoer
    'n Taalhandhawer en sy nors vrou hou by 'n vulstasie
    stil. 'Vul asseblief die brandstoftenk, gaan die

    olievlak na en kyk of daar nie fout met die knormoer

    van die motor is nie,' is sy opdrag.

    Na 'n rukkie kom die pompjoggie na hom toe. 'Oubaas,

    ek het gefill-up en die olie gecheck, maar ek dink ons

    moet die oumiesies net so laat staan.'

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    Got petrol (in jerry cans) will travel, but not to far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV MAD View Post
    As for the pirate one, Well done silverdancer. She was not referring to body build, she was referring to the eyes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV MAD View Post
    WTF? I missed you completely on that one!
    Ok... I'll try and avoid confusing you...

    "If, as you say, you have a HUGE PAIR... then why do you ride your bike like a guuuurl?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendon View Post
    Ok... I'll try and avoid confusing you...

    "If, as you say, you have a HUGE PAIR... then why do you ride your bike like a guuuurl?"
    Rich coming from a guy that rides an OMB!?" ?"
    I love the RUMBLING EARTHSHATTERING sound of my V-TWIN!!!!!

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    Here we go again

    No words of wisdom, no thought of the day, no nothing.

    Got petrol (in jerry cans) will travel, but not to far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV MAD View Post
    Rich coming from a guy that rides an OMB!?" ?"
    You don't have to be rich to own a BMW... they are, contrary to popular belief, actually quite affordable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nutcracker View Post
    Here we go again
    He started it.... ops:

    Besides, not once did I say "Zook"\"Suzuki"\"Piece of Cr@p" anywhere in my previous posts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV MAD View Post
    Rich coming from a guy that rides an OMB!?" ?"
    wanna try this with your SV














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    Have you done it with your OMB? If so, prove it with pics
    When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!

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    OOOOO Looks awesome Fox

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendon View Post
    You don't have to be rich to own a BMW... they are, contrary to popular belief, actually quite affordable
    haha, who are you kidding? You know you are talking shyte...

    Quote Originally Posted by Brendon View Post
    He started it.... ops:

    Besides, not once did I say "Zook"\"Suzuki"\"Piece of Cr@p" anywhere in my previous posts...
    That is cause Zooks are not crap. We are the superior bikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Fox View Post
    wanna try this with your SV













    Ja right, but have you ever seen a smoking hot girl over a GS? And from someone shouting for WP, hell boet, what have you been smoking?
    I love the RUMBLING EARTHSHATTERING sound of my V-TWIN!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiepie1 View Post
    Have you done it with your OMB? If so, prove it with pics
    Haha, we should make it a rule from now on that when you show off a motorbike, you have to have done the same things AND have proof

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    Actually.... the fact that SVMad rides his bike like a Gurl shouldn't even be an issue...

    It is accepted that we all ride our bikes within our own limits, and "showing off" or trying to keep up with yur mates is often what causes accidents and off's...

    Stay safe

    Besides, the only "showing off" which is worth anything, is the ability to pull an "OMB Meerkat" while pulling into the parking at HC (Mr Bo's)... anything else isn't worth the effort

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiepie1 View Post
    Have you done it with your OMB? If so, prove it with pics
    Can't you see the resemblance in the pics. Are all the 1200GS riders not the same? :stirpot:
    It takes about 40 muscles to smile, but only takes 4 to extend your arm and slap that moegoe in the head!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiepie1 View Post
    Have you done it with your OMB? If so, prove it with pics
    All but the water and sand ... don't have pics though ... went to play yesterday ... had quite a bad off ... but battlestar galactica is OK ... net biekie extra houding ... shes beign washed now ... then I'll be able to see the damage better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendon View Post
    Actually.... the fact that SVMad rides his bike like a Gurl shouldn't even be an issue...
    My bike is made for tar. GS are actually also made for tar, GS is just short for Geen Sand.

    As for other things, my V-twins tits has not sagged like an OMB boxer-engin...
    I love the RUMBLING EARTHSHATTERING sound of my V-TWIN!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fox View Post
    All but the water and sand ... don't have pics though ... went to play yesterday ... had quite a bad off ... but battlestar galactica is OK ... net biekie extra houding ... shes beign washed now ... then I'll be able to see the damage better
    Agge nee, is die OM wat die OMB ry darem ook ok?
    When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SV MAD View Post
    As for other things, my V-twins tits has not sagged like an OMB boxer-engin...
    Ya, you are right there...

    BUT...

    Whoever put the titties on the SV in the first place, put them on all wrong to begin with... It looks a lot like a Picasso Painting... one on the chest, and the other between the shoulder-blades????

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